You drink too much coffee!

My sister can’t help herself. Ever since she started taking these mushroom pills, she’s been waging a literal war on my penchant for coffee. She says it's going to 'mess my guts up'.

She doesn’t understand; I don’t want coffee, I need coffee.

Delivering packages all holiday season requires focus and energy. If I can make it to lunch before I get a caffeine crash, then I can get a refill to get me through the day. So, unless we’re talking about coffee without the crash, then I’m just going to go with what works.

We got into this argument because I’m under the weather and refuse to take a sick day. Maybe I pushed myself too hard, but I can’t afford to take a day - people need these gifts delivered! If it means that I have to throw back four or five cups of coffee each day, then that’s what I’m going to do.

“Listen,” she said plainly as she rifled through her purse, eventually revealing a colorful bottle of capsules.

“These aren’t just mushroom pills, they’re supplements. They do everything from bolstering your immune system to helping you sleep at night. Organic focus - without the crash. That’s what you need, not ten cups of caffeine.”

It sounded too good to be true. Why haven’t I heard of this before? What are the side effects? Do they even work? I voiced my concerns, expecting there not to be answers, but my sister already had my laptop open and was showing me a video of the founder explaining the origin of Spore.

Functional mushrooms are these special types of mushrooms with beneficial properties that are beyond standard nutritional value. Everything is natural and organic, vegan (big plus), and tested by a third party, so I know that it’s completely safe for me to use.

I was actually impressed! The reviews were really positive.

This is the solution I’ve been looking for. My sister is so ecstatic, she paid for my first subscription for Spore Energy Performance. Now I recieve my capsules right to my door every month! This way, I’ll have all the energy I need plus a healthy immune boost.

Turns out mushroom pills are a really good idea after all. Try it for yourself, you'll be glad you did.